“The Metal-est Article EEEEVVVAAAAARRRR!”
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010I was prancing around my empty bar, in what might as well have been considered my skivvies, when he walked in… No, this isn’t a letter to Penthouse Forum, it’s the beginning of “The Metal-est Article EEEEVVVAAAAARRRR!” (you were supposed to read that in a growl, if you didn’t, epic fail and give me your [...]













